Joey Knish Rant

Sack? You little punk. I’m not just playing for the thrill of fucking victory here. I owe rent, alimony, child support. I play for money.My kids eat. I got stones enough not to chase cards, action, or fucking pipe dreams of winning the World Series on ESPN.

Worst Beat Ever in a 1/2 NL Game

Listen to this sickness (like Im talking to anyone). The Harrah's New Orleans bad beat jackpot was at $123,000. To hit it requires quads get beat and both hands hole cards have to play. The hand that gets beat gets half, the winning hand gets 25%, and the rest of the table splits the other 25%. My buddy is in a 1/2 no limit game with pocket 5s and flops quads. The other card is a jack. The turn is another jack. The table is already buzzing about the possibility. The river is a third jack. Because of the action up to that point everybody thinks they hit the jack pot. All the money is in the middle and they flip up the cards. Quad Jacks beat my buddies quad 5s. JACKPOT????????? No. The other guys kicker is a deuce. NO JACKPOT. SOOOOOO SICK. My friend woulda got $60K if the dudes kicker woulda been a 6 or higher. He went to the bathroom and hurled. Poor bastard.

New Orleans WSOP

Tilly with the Loveshack hand and I really care about poker none.
I do want to try some motor boatin though.

I only played in three $200 nightly tournaments and no official events. My buddy Dave took down the last holdem event and also placed 7th in the 1000 buyin. Dude is sick good. I got 20th outta 278, 16th outta 250, and 12th outta 248. Not big scores but it was still cool to be in the running in every one of them. Doubled my measly bank roll. Drove home every Sat and Sun at like 9am.

I also experienced first hand a dealer who manipulated the deck. Im not gonna go into it but lets just say I appreciated the quads and better luck next time on the straight flush. Shit was crazy wreckless.

AA and MDC

Bizarrely similar. When I saw the AA logo I immediately thought off the MDC album

Sweet and Sweeter

My new 20 inch wide screen and 17 inch working together. So sweet.

I actually called that I was going to throw a smiley face. Sweeter than Yahoo.


My new ride. 2007 Altima.

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