Wednesday, October 14, 2009

There is No Karma

Ok still out of action but I have been playing some HU SnGs online. I lost two games in a row last night that made me very upset with God. I was playing the first one and I made a move that didnt work out so I was down to a 2000 to 1000 chip deficit. I had Q9 and flopped open ended str8 draw. The guy bet 120 into me. Im never folding here. I can call and peel one of and fold the turn but thats so weak. He had raised preflop but he had done that with a wide range of hands so I cant really put him on a big hand. So far its just a standard continuation bet. So I raise. I figure I have a good amount of fold equity and if he shoves I have a decent amount of outs. Well I make it 400 more and he shoves and I call another 500ish. Pretty standard heads up stuff I think. Well I hit my draw. Happens. Well I get the fucking crying pussy routine from the other guy where he wants to talk about how terrible I am and how if Im gonna shove with when Im 30% to win I should just shove preflop every hand and blah blah blah. So just proceed to call him a crying pussy and tell him to stop sucking his Moms tits etc... Then the suckouts start. Every time after that i get him allin he is dominated and he wins. And every time he talks about how its justice. He wins that game because he makes a flush against my KK after all the money went in preflop. I end up playing him again. I make the right moves and he gets down to 300 in chips. Then he doubles up with A10 vs my AJ, then again with QJ vs my AK. He hits everything he needs and beats me again. I wouldnt even have noticed if he hadnt been yapping the whole time. Its not the odds or the suckouts that pissed me off. That shit happens all the time. But how could the powers that control the universe allow such a whiney bitch to be lucky. Seriously. It makes me feel sorry for those saps who believe in Karma because obviously there is no such thing. Anyway the dude name is LawManAA on full tilt and he is a whiney ass Phil Helmuth type who is pretty passive and stupid. If you play him and he gets lucky on you too then just assume he is sucking some ones dick at Full Tilt and has been awarded the boom switch and move on to the next player.